The Luv Doc: Work to Do
A thought we need to shake out of our heads
The Luv Doc
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Columns, Jan. 12, 2023
The Luv Doc: Moving Out
A leg shaker, not a plan maker
Columns, Jan. 5, 2023
The Luv Doc: Above the Knees
It's unhealthy to obsess over your least attractive feature
Columns, Dec. 29, 2022
The Luv Doc: Specific Disease
An insignificant linguistic nuance
Columns, Dec. 22, 2022
The Luv Doc’s Top 10 Things You Need to Find Love in Austin
I don’t like it. It just is. Recognize.
Columns, Dec. 15, 2022
The Luv Doc: Testing Your Loyalty
Nobody’s eating Pujols, not even if he parks a hundo this year.
Columns, Dec. 8, 2022
The Luv Doc: Science FTW
Like the 45th president, some things really are simpler than they seem
Columns, Dec. 1, 2022
The Luv Doc: A Couple of Days
There’s probably a decent La Quinta in Lubbock
Columns, Nov. 23, 2022
The Luv Doc: Little Lawyers
You deserve a lifetime of hushed reverence
Columns, Nov. 17, 2022
The Luv Doc: A Low Bar
People didn’t move here for the meatpacking jobs
Columns, Nov. 10, 2022
The Luv Doc: A Smokin’ Hot Cowgirlfriend
The progressive concept of bodily autonomy seems to have taken a tenacious hold on the local female populace
Columns, Nov. 3, 2022
The Luv Doc: THANK YOU, HEARTBREAK!
Also, a tip of the hat to humiliation as well
Columns, Oct. 27, 2022
The Luv Doc: A Raging Alcoholic
The kind of memory that burns brightly for all eternity
Columns, Oct. 20, 2022
Luv Doc: Getting Ditched
When you gotta go you gotta go!
Columns, Oct. 13, 2022
The Luv Doc: Flip Dictum
Wherein the Luv Doc engages in some easy moralizing
Columns, Oct. 6, 2022
The Luv Doc: No Questions, Just Answers
Two is plenty, thank you
Columns, Sept. 29, 2022
The Luv Doc: Her Own YouTube Channel
The Luv Doc is not trying to fetish shame
Columns, Sept. 22, 2022
The Luv Doc: The Way They Process Time
Oblivion and lack of ill intent might be good explanations, but they’re not good excuses
Columns, Sept. 15, 2022
The Luv Doc: Always Exploring Boundaries
Austin has a long tradition of allowing children into unseemly places
Columns, Sept. 8, 2022
The Luv Doc: A Pound of Butter
Missionary sex is totally reasonable
Columns, Sept. 1, 2022
The Luv Doc: A Thin Mustache
True iconoclasty in America is in woefully short supply
Columns, Aug. 25, 2022
The Luv Doc: Already Failing
The Luv Doc’s Hawt Tipz for #backtoskool
Columns, Aug. 18, 2022
The Luv Doc: Hard on Leos
Maybe it’s time to ditch the astrolabe
Columns, Aug. 11, 2022
The Luv Doc: Lactometer
I like some milk that takes its time oozing out of the jug … like toothpaste … or soft serve … or that refrigerated premade cookie dough the lazy parents always get
Columns, Aug. 4, 2022
The Luv Doc: Pot Smokers
What kind of monster doesn’t feel a paternal urge to shelter the innocent?
Columns, July 28, 2022
The Luv Doc: Stopping to Pee
He was always in a hurry
Columns, July 21, 2022
The Luv Doc: A Humbling Amount of Zeros
Wrap yourself in the healthy, comforting embrace of pragmatism.
Columns, July 14, 2022
The Luv Doc: A One-Way Ticket to Johnson City
Are yuppies still a thing?
Columns, July 7, 2022
The Luv Doc: A Nonconsensual Polyamorous Relationship
Why does Donald Trump never spray-tan his eye sockets?
Columns, June 30, 2022
The Luv Doc: Bad Haircut
Men are really sensitive about women’s hair
